I know, I know, I’m slacking in the killing-advice department. Die, already.
Following is a good group of people you should kill post haste, but be warned: the group probably includes several of your loved ones, or people you admire, or have hired, fired, voted for, or shagged. Hell, it might even include you.
That’s right, I’m talking about people who eat with their mouths open. They don’t have to be that extra-foul breed of people who smack their lips loudly while eating with their mouths open. I’m talking about <b>anyone</b> who is incapable of keeping their cakehole shut as they chew. Anyone. No exceptions, even if it’s your pastor, your dentist, or your mom. Kill them all!
But be sure to give them a final meal, eh?
