Science & Nature

Being an asshole disorder

The reprehensible act of screaming and shouting because you’re pissed while driving. It’s called road rage, right? Or, in the good old days, being an asshole.

Instead of truly investigating and revealing the underlying masturbation, the media have fallen once again for the endless barrage of “official” disorders. This time it’s IED, or — get this — intermittent explosive disorder. Do doctors make this shit up? Or marketing back offices? Whoever is responsible for turning every aspect of human bad behavior into disorders, they’ve got a rapt audience in the dumb-ass Newswire trolls looking for something their equally dumb-ass readers swallow and regurgitate with friends and co-workers.

I give IED approximately 2 months before you start hearing strangers use it in casual conversation.

Actually, Being An Asshole Disorder is preferable. It means you’re just BAAD.

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