I know I’m just contributing to the tawdry and completely unimportant internet fray when I compare the speeches Hillary and Bill gave, but I must say this: Bill Clinton is incredibly moving when he’s warmed up and crooning to the bleachers. Hillary, on the other hand, is as boring, uninspiring, pedantic, and wooden as I’ve always thought her to be. I got up and refreshed my beverage while she was talking, right around the time she got to bullet point #36.