My name is Andrew Lynch. I’m a writer, a designer, and I’m endlessly finding fault in others. I have two beagles, Woody and Darwin, and a lovely boyfriend named Jeremy. I love my sister and my mom and dad and I wish the IRS would cease to exist. I hate big government, I love travel and quiet places. Warm places. Unpopulated places. I’m a misanthrope, by and large, but I will always fight for your freedom to be as asinine as you want to be.
I’m not a special snowflake, but I enjoy not being like everybody else. In fact, I go out of my way to not be like everybody else, because being like everybody else is what everybody else wants to do.