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Back in September, 2003, in Part XI of PWSBK, I railed about the vile nature of people who eat with their mouths open. These people are so poorly mannered, so hideous to behold, that they deserve a new — a second — shout out for their killing. I’ve spent the last two or three weeks [...] Yesterday was a beautiful day to wash my beloved Pup Bug, the fire-engine red ’79 convertible VW Super Beetle that has given me so much joy over the last five years. I hosed it down, taking particular pleasure in watching the black streams of dust and soot as they poured over the car’s bubbly contours [...] That’s right, we’re back, and raring to kill. For all the fans of PWSBK, my deepest apologies for not writing with more frequent installments. I’d like to list the lame-o excuses every negligent blogger comes up with after time away from the computer, but I have none other than that I’ve had better things to [...] This morning, while driving in a half-awake daze to a job I fabulously dislike, I encountered two traffic jams. Each of them was caused by rubberneckers. Accidents, some bent fenders and bumpers, there might even have been injuries. Happens all the time. The cumulative effect of one driver tapping the brakes to view the carnage [...] I’ve got a bonanza PWSBK installment this time around. Why? Because despite the fact that San Francisco’s population has declined steadily over the last few years, there are still too many assholes and many of them need to be killed. Being the magnanimous guy I am, I extend the killing, as usual, to the much [...] Let’s review the groups I’ve identified over the last couple of years who should be killed with extreme prejudice and without a spit of remorse. Please note that some of the links below don’t work. Sue me. Part XIII: people who drop food in their tracks and lesbians who stare at me. Part XII: god [...] Nice, the 13th installment of <b>People Who Should Be Killed</b>. I had a pedestrian entry, but let’s get jiggy with it, shan’t we? <li>People who drop food in their tracks when they’re walking and eating at the same time. I have Beagles. That’s a disclaimer. But, really, these people are fucking pigs.</li> <li>Lesbians who stare. [...] I’m listening to a lot of baseball this time of year. The Giants and the Cubs in the playoffs, oh my! More suspense and excitement than I can stand. But in the midst of all this competitive rapture are two types of people whom you should kill if they’re anywhere within range of your rock-throwing [...] I know, I know, I’m slacking in the killing-advice department. Die, already. Following is a good group of people you should kill post haste, but be warned: the group probably includes several of your loved ones, or people you admire, or have hired, fired, voted for, or shagged. Hell, it might even include you. That’s [...] Ah, the joyous tenth installment of my favorite kind of post, the kind in which I urge you to reach out and cause grievous bodily harm to a certain type of person. To celebrate the occasion, I turn your murderous attention to the creators, cast, crew, and viewers of <a href=”http://www.shespies.com/main.html”>She Spies</a>, all of whom [...] |
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