Anybody remember Zima, that awful girlie drink from the 80s designed to get girls drinking bottled liquor that they then threw up after one too many?
I haven’t followed the girlie drink industry since then, but today, at the Nationals ball park, I discovered a new, slightly more disturbing, phenomenon: Bud Lite Lime. It is exactly as it sounds, a horrible low-rent beer gussied up with “a splash of lime” and packaged in a faggy lime-green bottle. You’d think just girls were all over it, but no, it appeared to be a favorite among big tough guys, too.
The effeminization of American men is almost complete.